All this week we’re celebrating Steel Panther’s return to the UK and each day we’ll be focusing on some choice lyrics culled from their fantastic debut Feel The Steel. Here goes:

I’m in South Korea, broke out with Gonnorhea

Now I totally figured it out why it burns when I go pee

I feel like a jerk cuz my dick won’t work

It’s like I got punched in the nuts by a guy who knows thai-chi

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