Steel Panther Week: Panther Tracks

All this week we’re focusing on four of the finest songwriters of the 21st century as Steel Panther prepare to hit the UK.

And today we throw the spotlight on some classic couplets from one of the band’s more PC tracks…

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debbie, she was a friend of Jenny Craigs

She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)